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Collab: The Fallen Bonsai TreeOne day, a bonsai tree fell on my roof.Collab: The Fallen Bonsai Tree
Unfortunately, it was strapped to a bomb.
I say unfortunately because I was very fond of that house. It had a balcony, north facing windows and a garden that was graced by pink flamingos. The flamingos were given to me as a birthday gift from my Great Aunt Maude. They were obliterated in the consequent explosion following the fall of the bonsai.
I was traumatised. I had to visit a psychiatrist for years, I jumped at loud noises, and had screaming fits whenever I caught sight of bright orange Rolls-Royces.
Luckily that didn't happen often.
in Humor on 12/31/07
InuitI’ve seen them: Laughing at the Inuit Because they have no seals. They’re as real as sundogs, Article-thin, easy to read, Ice-cap clear, you can see right through them. Alcohol damage has nothing On what their babble can inflict. It’s a characteristic generation- Rebellion’s over, fashion’s in. Discontent? Where’s the sense in that When there are March looks and party requests? Why care about the Inuit and their seals While there’s a reaction-race on: All about terrified celebration After discovering time ain’t infInuit
in Open on 12/23/07
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Haiku GenieA Japanese man. professor of history, came upon a lamp.Haiku Genie
He rubbed the sides clean, and from a bright white light, there came a genie.
"I shall grant one wish," the genie said to the man, "what should I give you?"
The man thought deeply, his mind on Japan's culture, and then he replied.
What he said was this: "I want all to speak haiku." And it was made so.
Later at the school, his class found out what he did, and beat him to death.
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Crow.CROWCrow.
The guitar seems alive in his hands as he pulls the strings easily into a faint waltz, waaay too slow for my liking. From the corner of the stage, my point of view paints him enthralled in the music completely, ignoring the audiance with perfect arrogance. The ravers below him pump their fists, a few of them following Prehistoric enough to call his name or scream the lirics he’s written back at Corey, perhaps assuming he is the one leading the band or that it's his heart they’re hearing bared. Idiots. They should know better then to make assumptions. Because no, Corey is heartless. Corey has no emotion, although
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Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?
It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift
but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
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Major work story for four unit.
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"Haiku Error Messages"
In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry. Each only 17 syllables.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask way too much.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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I am Lit', therefore, I am!
thanks again
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Thank you for the
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What humans should really be afraid of... is for humans itself.
--- Gao Xingjian
What if "reason" is an "instinct"?
That '!' sign indicates they're banned, by the way.
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Working on: The Harlequinade
Major work story for four unit.
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Major work story for four unit.
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The average American is not stupid. Really. Here's the proof:
[link]
i am a member of *TheWritersMeow
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The average American is not stupid. Really. Here's the proof:
[link]
i am a member of *TheWritersMeow
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"You do drink, don't you?"
"I did just say I was a writer."
- 1408
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